July 2012
11 posts
One time
at the beach, I really had to poop diarrhea. Today, I would just go a few steps deeper into the water and do it there because I am subhuman. But that is because now I know better. When I was a stupid little kid I thought it would be best to do it in a toilet.
The beach we were at was lined with houses, really nice Long Beach houses owned by rich people.
As I approached the sliding glass door...
Bullies: Fuck 'Em
I was walking down the hallway of the subway station at 34th today, when some toad of a women half my size and twice my weight literally shoved me out of the way, maybe because her yeast infection was acting up or someone went splooge in her cornhole and she needed to get it out fast or whatever. It was totally unnecessary.
So I called her an asshole and someone ELSE shot ME a look!
What the...
