April 2011
14 posts
A message from Emma Watson re: Brown Bullying →
Dear all,
I felt the need to let you all know the reason I took a semester off from Brown had nothing to do with bullying as the media have been suggesting recently. I have never been bullied in my life and certainly never at Brown. This ‘10 points to Gryffindor’ incident never even happened. I feel the need to say this because accusing Brown students of something as serious as bullying and...
Listen to 'The Book of Mormon' Opening Number... →
popculturebrain:
From the South Park Season 14 DVD exclusive. The page also offers a free download of the song if you have the code.
Boy can those mormons sing.
I wanted to see this show before.
I really, really, REALLY want to see it now.
Watchazizisbored:
An Interview with the Screenwriter of Fast 5
IT GUY: Hey, I'm here to fix your network connection?
ME: Oh, uh, can you just hang out over there for one second?
IT GUY: What?
ME: Back away please?
IT GUY: Over here?
ME: One more step.
IT GUY: Okay.
ME: Great. Hang on just one second.
(beat)
ME: I farted just before you got here, and I didn't want you to walk through it and think less of me, or be subjected to that.
IT GUY: Oh, thanks for the consideration. I don't think any less of you.
ME: Great, thanks.
IT GUY: Not at all.
(Just kidding, he walked right through it and there was nothing I could do about it.)
On My Incredible Invention
Knowing how much time you have left to sleep is pretty much the death knell of sleep. “Hey! Brain! Shut off, you dick! I only have three hours left to sleep! I need as much time as I can to dream of my landlord scooping cream cheese out of my ceiling while Kings of Leoon plays in the background!” (I have weird dreams.)
Waking up without an alarm is a terrifying experience if you have...
Why is Everyone So Fucking Obsessed with this...
I don’t understand it. I can barely fathom why Americans get so obsessed when other famous Americans get married — particularly when the divorce rate is, last I checked, just over 50%. There is a 50/50 chance these people whose wedding you are celebrating aren’t even going to be married in a few years! You are, in a sense, celebrating the first step towards certain heartbreak....
Anonymous asked: What the are you doing now that there is no more asylum? Also, I feel like you're not doing enough 'being my boyfriend'. Could you do more of that?
Thanks.
Thanks.
