RYAN SIMMONS: ALMOST HANDSOME

hannanimal:

pinstripesuit:

kaawoshin:

hello m’lady

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH INSIDE AMY SCHUMER

THIS IS PERFECT.

College me, you just got called the fuck out!

thechrisgethardshow:

THIS IS AMAZING

RALLY THE TROOPS

thechrisgethardshow:

THIS IS AMAZING

RALLY THE TROOPS

Chambaland - The Umbrella We Share (Rihanna vs. Chvrches)
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corypalmer:

chamberlain:

Chambaland - “The Umbrella We Share” (Rihanna vs. Chvrches)

Knocked 3 things off my desk rushing to get my headphones on for this one

Obligatory reblurg

thingsteaguefound:

An all time great.

I watched every excruciating second of this

alexispereira:

alexispereira:

In another twist to the pay debate, UCB just sent me a check to NOT do improv?!?!?!

Can somebody make sure Shannon, the new Associate AD at UCB, keeps sending me this check? I now depend on it.

We’ve all been chipping in

alexispereira:

alexispereira:

In another twist to the pay debate, UCB just sent me a check to NOT do improv?!?!?!

Can somebody make sure Shannon, the new Associate AD at UCB, keeps sending me this check? I now depend on it.

We’ve all been chipping in

spotastic:

OH SHIT. OH SHIT. NEW UCB TRAINING CENTER. @ucbtheatreny

The one and only time we’ll see it without Alan Starzinski sleeping on that couch

spotastic:

OH SHIT. OH SHIT. NEW UCB TRAINING CENTER. @ucbtheatreny

The one and only time we’ll see it without Alan Starzinski sleeping on that couch

The Simpsons have a framed photograph of a nuclear power plant, Homer’s place of employment.

The Simpsons have a framed photograph of a nuclear power plant, Homer’s place of employment.

Thanks for the love and support everyone, the wedding’s in June!

Thanks for the love and support everyone, the wedding’s in June!

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ryansimmons:

Help me find this guy! He lost his SD card!

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I was on the R train today and found one of those little MicroSD cards that go into your phone to save pictures and other stuff.

I thought that whoever lost this probably has some nice memories on it and wants it back! I figured if I looked through the card, I might find something I could use to identify them and maybe return it! It’s been done before.

So I found this! It’s an outgoing voice message from this guy’s phone. Do you know him? Let me know! Share/reblog/retweet this, maybe we can find him or someone who knows him! Thanks!

Never did find this dude :(

putthison:

Normcore.

I’m in, pass the beernuts

putthison:

Normcore.

I’m in, pass the beernuts

I was once producing a segment about a street photographer in Brooklyn when I was approached by a crazy Russian guy who said he was also a photographer. He tore this right out of a book he was holding and gave it to me and it remains my most treasured possession.

I was once producing a segment about a street photographer in Brooklyn when I was approached by a crazy Russian guy who said he was also a photographer. He tore this right out of a book he was holding and gave it to me and it remains my most treasured possession.

sarahjburton:

Hey Penn State alumni! Check me out in the Penn Stater this month. Since I’m in this comedy issue, I’m just as funny as Ty Burrell, says my mom, who thinks I should use this as a networking tool!
UCBers: YOU SEE MIKE STILL DONT CHA?

Oh so I guess the rest of us are just chopped liver then huh

sarahjburton:

Hey Penn State alumni! Check me out in the Penn Stater this month. Since I’m in this comedy issue, I’m just as funny as Ty Burrell, says my mom, who thinks I should use this as a networking tool!

UCBers: YOU SEE MIKE STILL DONT CHA?

Oh so I guess the rest of us are just chopped liver then huh